One day an athiest moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, Oh Lord!"
The next moring she stepped onto her porch and there were two HUGE bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"
The athiest jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "HA! THERE IS NO LORD> I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!"
2 comments:
Cute story. It's nice to see another Christian blogger. My sister's a gymnast too. I like the blog.
Yeah cute story it's a shame the old lady is so misguided. Good to see another Christian blogger like myself hope your not one those nuts who bring shame to good Christians..
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