Adria: I don't believe in sex, I believe in the stork theory.
Mom: What about flamingos?
Bethany: Flamingos don't carry babies!
Mom: but they are prettier.
Adria: I told my sister the other day that I don't believe in sex, I believe in the stork theory, and she said where do you think they get the babies from?
Mom: Babies come from mervyn's
Bethany: What?!?!?
Mom: haven't you seen the papers that say "baby sale"? ... But I didn't get you from Mervyn's.
Bethany: No! I came from Buy Rite!
1 comment:
bethany:
At ashram, your mom told,
that her and your dad, got joshua,Joy,and you at the same time,
at costco, ture?
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